Mrs Zeugma found herself in a boring novel set in an office . She sat at her desk, filing documents and her nails.

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Mrs Zeugma found herself in a whodunit. She drew a stick man depicting one of the suspects, money from an expenses account and erroneous conclusions about the identity of the killer.

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Mrs Zeugma found herself in a novel marketed at empowered women. In chapter one she pulled a pint, a face, a barman and a muscle.

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Mrs Zeugma found herself in an erotic thriller. In the space of one eventful page she blew her cover, her lover, a tyre and a gasket.