The HumpBot

Tech news: Peach have just released the HumpBot 2x, which comes with SlickWick, RamDom interfacing and a three minute warranty.

Tech news: Forums have been flooded with complaints about the HumpBot 2x. Abusers report friction burns, static collapse and Wagner syndrome.

Tech news: Peach has issued a statement in response to complaints about its new HumpBot 2x, advising abusers to upgrade to SlickWick 66.6.

Tech news: Peach has released the HumpBot 3V, five minutes after releasing the 2x model, which is now obsolete.

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